Before I leave...

Hi friends! well.. obvi I won't have hours and hours (duh i talk so much) to tell you every detail about my daily adventures, so you can read it here. If there is something in particular I am addressing to you (e.g. Bueno:i saw 3 animals today, and an SOB, or Julie: can he not make me take 3 subways to see his ugg face) imagine my facial expressions as you're reading it.. it'll be much funnier!! I'm going to miss you loves!! 

I'm not gonna lie, I'm dreading the long flight...with my luck I'll be sitting next to some stupid dog in a purse barking or some baby drooling on my arm. (It's already happened ) :/  hahah